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Tired of not getting responses to the messages you send on online dating sites and apps? Just follow the expert advice in this short article and watch your inbox fill up with women who are excited to meet you in person! Funny online dating messages get responses because women naturally find guys with a sense of humor attractive.

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Maybe you want to be shocking, maybe you want to be cute, maybe you want to be weird… but whichever way you go, you want to be memorable. So take a look at some of these lines and see if any of them strike your fancy. You know what? You know what is still funny, though?

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Being funny can give you an edge because women are genetically programmed to find a sense of humor irresistible in a man. Of course, for that particular science nugget to work, you have to actually be funny, like these examples:. The hotter she is, the more choosy she can be when it comes to responding to Tinder messages.

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That first exchange sets the tone for the rest of the relationship, so you should go beyond one-word openers and say something to give your date a laugh. A solid joke can help you get your conversation off on the right foot — or at least up your odds of getting a response. Note: Making a personalized joke is funny.

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With more matches comes more opportunities to meet new and interesting women. Keep up the good work. The next obstacle is that although getting more matches is great, learning how to convert them into dates is what really matters. You may have matches but if none of them responds they are all worthless.

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I've been an online writer for over six years. My articles focus on everything from hip-hop culture to relationship advice. According to Pew Researchonline dating has lost much of the stigma it used to have.

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By Martha Cliff for MailOnline. Breaking the ice, particularly when it comes to online dating, can prove a nerve-wracking experience and injecting a little humour can help lighten the atmosphere. However, while the odd knock knock joke might land according to these hilarious exchanges it is puns that really help to seal the deal. A hilarious collection of Tinder exchanges, compiled by BoredPandareveal the hilarious and incredibly inventive play-on-words devised by potential dates.

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