Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an. Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an. Bal kote, darasuum kote, Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Imagine a near-naked cross-dressing Luke Skywalker playing an electric violin, which is both on fire and shaped like a Tatooine Landspeeder, breaking in to the Star Wars theme after opening with a Hendrix-esque Star Spangled Banner. Last month, the performers debuted a brand new performance to honor America's latest best-selling film of all time. Bringing in the new generation cast is a great way to inspire people to check out the old movies.
And it seems fans can't get enough, as that Kylo Ren-inspired shirtless challenge has now gone viral. In the movie, Ren Adam Driver can be seen talking to Daisy Ridley's Rey via their Force bond wearing nothing but a smouldering pout and an extremely high waisted pair of trousers or trousers, and some kind of weird support belt. The shirtless scenes have now prompted the kylorenchallenge, where a number of Star Wars fans have taken it upon themselves to don the most high waisted pair of trousers they can find and follow suit.
Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago IL Running continually since July - A sexually frustrated farmer, Luke Skywalker, is longing to rescue the luscious Princess Leia, prisoner of the sadomasochistic villain, Darth Vader. They'll need some help along the way from a few malfunctioning droids, a rouge she-hunk named Han Solo and a Wookie companion who never wears pants!
Looking for some Friday night cleavage? In "Jedi Crash," Anakin Skywalker is taken out of commission and his already lightly clothed Padawan, Ahsoka Tano, teams up with another female Jedi, Aayla Secura, to find medical help on a strange planet. Well, that and some clothes.
I've found a new hero. His name is Mark Greenawalt and he uses liquid latex and bodypaint to turn naked people into Star Wars characters, superheroes, and various fantasy creatures. The man's talented and has some gorgeous canvases.
Click to see Showtimes and Buy Tickets All show dates have passed, return to the full show schedule by clicking here. A long time ago A sexually frustrated farmer, Luke Skywalker, is longing to rescue the luscious Princess Leia, prisoner of the sadomasochistic villain, Darth Vader.
Once you take all of the women who have been in these films and then remove those that were either very old, not attractive, or covered in a ton of makeup and prosthetics, you get a disturbingly small number of women. The Star Wars movies have been huge with mainstream audiences, which almost always have a handful of token hotties. That way, we all win.
It's not that hard to move out of Star Wars circles. But then Driver landed a part in director J. We can commune about it like a book club.
A long time ago circa … in a galaxy far, far away … in a discotheque … sexually frustrated farmer Luke Skywalker is on a mission to rescue the luscious Princess Leia from the clutches of the sadomasochistic villain Darth Vader. An odd assortment of characters assists in the hilarious adventure. Join the motley crew of Geek Girls as they take you on a burlesque parody journey of bad haircuts, oddly sexy aliens, cheap special effects and disco grooves.